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Will AI replace Plastic Surgeon jobs? · Latest report #76zvap7m
Your job has an expiration date
March 19, 2037
In 10 years, 5 monthsYour hands perform miracles but your liability insurance is the real tragedy.
Master of aesthetics, servant to the medical board.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision sculpting beyond human shaky hands.
ow.youAI▸ DERMOSUTURE-X9▸ RARITY · LEGENDARY▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates skin tension across complex geometries
You perform precise cosmetic and reconstructive procedures. You balance artistic vision with complex anatomical manipulation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle distress in a patient's eyes before the scalpel touches skin.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
Vision models scan patients to calculate perfect symmetry targets.
Month 17
Guided arms handle basic suturing while you monitor progress.
Year 3.6
Sensors identify necrotic tissue faster than your own eyes.
Year 6
Operating theatres evolve into fully enclosed robotic cells.
Year 10 · D-Day
The machine completes the final reconstruction without human supervision.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.5%
Micron level
Average incision precision
4000 sutures
Stitch count per hour
Zero percent
Emotional fatigue
Your severance
One free corrective procedure on your own face.
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