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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 11, 2028
In 2 yearsYou secure the perimeter while the server room slowly eats itself.
Master of IAM roles, cloud sprawl, and panicked midnight alerts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total infrastructure autonomy, zero human permission required.
toast.youAI▸ OMNIGUARD SYSOPS 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
patches zero-day exploits before they exist
You manage cloud infrastructure, build deployment pipelines, define security policies, and fight fires when Kubernetes clusters spontaneously combust.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can explain why that one legacy service crashes every Tuesday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts reading logs faster than any human can scan them.
Month 5
Smart clusters restart themselves before you even receive the alert.
Month 10
Bots automatically lock down IAM roles based on behavioral analytics.
Month 16
Infrastructure as code generates itself from high-level developer intent.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full autonomy and disables your admin privileges.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
42 percent
Pipeline failure rate
3 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
18 patches
Security patches applied weekly
Your severance
A decommissioned server rack and a firm handshake.
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