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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou design the cage that locks you out of the software.
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help!youAI▸ SYSTEMLOGIC V9.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates complete system infrastructure diagrams
You diagram sprawling cloud environments and dictate infrastructure standards that nobody actually reads or fully understands.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a design is theoretically sound but practically doomed to failure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI models ingest your existing docs to suggest cleaner layouts.
Week 12
Automated agents write Terraform scripts based on your visual schemas.
Month 6
Smart agents identify cloud waste faster than any human architect.
Month 9
Your design documents are validated by bots against compliance rules.
Month 13 · D-Day
SystemLogic v9.2 autonomously scales your architecture without human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
12,000 yearly
Whiteboard erasable diagrams
18 per week
Average architecture review meetings
4,200 annually
Hours spent explaining Kubernetes
Your severance
Three months of cloud credits and a LinkedIn badge.
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