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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou build the tools that let others break production faster.
Master of Kubernetes and babysitter of messy developer environments.
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Automating your cloud until it auto-heals.
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patches your dependencies in silent background loops
You manage container orchestration clusters and build internal developer portals. You spend your life fixing broken CI pipelines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can uniquely identify which specific microservice caused the total system collapse.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins reading your repo documentation and legacy scripts.
Month 4
Autonomous agents write and repair your failing pipeline configs.
Month 8
Robotic monitoring systems patch cluster nodes without your input.
Month 13
Self-service portals replace your need to explain infrastructure tasks.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the system optimizes itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
too many
Jira tickets closed
99.999 percent
Uptime percentage
infinite
YAML indentation errors
Your severance
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