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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour strategy is just data waiting for a faster decision engine.
Professional over-thinker of packets and fiber-optic pathways.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The network that manages its own future.
help!you▸ NETPATH PREDICTOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
simulates network load under extreme stress
You weigh network upgrade cycles against business needs. Algorithms will do this with better uptime and zero ego.
The one thing AI can't do
You can successfully explain to an angry local business owner why the internet is down.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your entire network topology and traffic history.
Month 5
AI suggests upgrade cycles alongside your existing planning process.
Month 10
Smart agents negotiate bandwidth and equipment costs autonomously.
Month 16
The AI dictates the network roadmap without human intervention.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access to the strategy dashboard is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
340ms
Strategic pivoting time
Zero
Network outages caused by logic
Excessive
Coffee breaks per day
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one year of free fiber.
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