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Will AI replace Play By Play Commentator jobs? · Latest report #eaff5d38
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour vocal chords are just inefficient data compression for a machine.
Professional loudmouth for people watching other people exercise.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The sound of victory, minus the human ego.
sluurp.you▸ VOXPOP NEURAL-CAST V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers hype commentary with zero human error
You shout over sports events while pretending to be surprised by every single play in real time.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still improvise a funny story about the city's traffic during a rain delay.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI watches every single match to learn your specific annoying cadence.
Month 5
We sample your voice to ensure nobody notices the change.
Month 12
Robots learn to talk at the speed of the game clock.
Month 20
The AI starts calling games while you are on coffee break.
Year 2 · D-Day
The broadcast booth is officially yours no longer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
Too high
Gasp frequency
99 percent
Unnecessary adjectives
High
Voice box fatigue
Your severance
One microphone headset and a box of throat lozenges.
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