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Will AI replace Player Personnel Director jobs? · Latest report #tnkmgxam
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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsScouting teenagers is just data entry with a louder stadium soundtrack.
Professional stalker of 17-year-old athletes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The ultimate portal for total roster dominance.
squeeze.you▸ RECRUITMASTER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters 5000 recruits per second
You track high school prospects and manage recruiting databases for college teams. Your spreadsheet is your soul.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle fear in a teenager's eyes during a home visit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Visual AI grades player speed and technique from game footage automatically.
Month 5
Recruit portal integration replaces your manual spreadsheet entry and tracking.
Month 10
Predictive modeling identifies the best fit recruits before you arrive.
Month 16
Personalized AI bots handle all initial prospect email and text communication.
Year 2 · D-Day
All personnel decisions move to the real-time, automated roster management system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Unlimited
Prospects tracked
0%
Human bias
Zero
Travel budget
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the stadium parking lot.
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