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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Player Support Agent jobs? · Latest report #ftx58dpy
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour templated empathy cannot outrun a vector database's infinite patience.
Master of the copy-paste and the soft ban.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user even complains.
toast.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights users with hyper-realistic simulated empathy
You triage endless tickets about missing currency, account locks, and unfair bans. You paste scripts into chat windows.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, genuine rage of a twelve-year-old losing a rare item.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
An AI agent automatically categorizes every incoming support ticket.
Week 6
The AI writes every reply for you to click approve.
Month 3
Routine account issues get fixed without human eyes touching them.
Month 4
The system determines who is a liar without manual logs.
Month 6 · D-Day
The support login portal disables your account for the last time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
42
average tickets per hour
98%
script usage rate
low
sarcasm tolerance
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium in-game gems.
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