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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour tragic flaw is thinking subtext requires a human pulse.
Professional over-thinker of fictional human suffering.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Tears and epiphanies, rendered on command.
glub.youAI▸ DRAMAGEN V1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates stage directions that trigger existential dread
You draft stage plays, structure narratives, and develop character arcs to be performed by live actors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still capture the specific, messy cadence of a genuine human argument.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI indexes every play ever written for structural patterns.
Month 4
Models generate characters based on trending social anxieties.
Month 8
Text-to-speech agents iterate through scripts to find flow.
Month 13
Sentimental algorithms predict box office success of scripts.
Month 19 · D-Day
Humans stop writing; computers generate original classics on demand.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.2%
3 per play
Average Act Transitions
12 drafts
Drafts per Show
0.4 per hour
Typical Audience Tear Count
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm black coffee.
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