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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Pledge Master jobs? · Latest report #6b9thd4d
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsCollecting money from strangers is the only thing you do well.
Professional guilt-tripper and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Extracts funds without asking politely.
oof.youAI▸ DEBIT-DRONE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends automated collection notices every ten minutes
You chase people for funds and record every missed deadline. Automation will handle the ledger and the harassment.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually talented at knowing exactly when to stop guilt-tripping a donor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual logging is replaced by automated entry.
Month 5
Software sends follow-ups based on donor behavior.
Month 10
Failed payments are retried by intelligent algorithms.
Month 15
AI predicts who to harass for the best results.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are replaced by a loop that never sleeps.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
400 daily
Average chase emails sent
62 percent
Pledge fulfillment rate
100 percent
Regret per collection call
Your severance
A warm handshake and a cancelled credit card.
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