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October 19, 2036
In 10 yearsYou spend all day under a sink, but we prefer the cloud.
Still learning how to swear at a stuck wrench.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Drains fixed without the headache of humans.
split.youAI▸ PIPESENTINEL GEN-1▸ RARITY · LEGENDARY▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 YEARSAI's Special Power
snakes blocked drains with surgical precision
You snake clogged drains, tighten leaking pipes, and navigate cramped, dark, water-damaged crawlspaces.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge the integrity of a corroded copper pipe just by touching it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Leak detectors identify pipe issues before you even know they exist.
Year 2
Robotic mapping scans your building to create a perfect pipe grid.
Year 4
Snap-together pipe systems replace the need for custom soldering.
Year 7
Miniature inspection crawlers enter the tightest spaces for remote diagnosis.
Year 10 · D-Day
Autonomous pipe-repair units deploy to handle all residential plumbing requests.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
4.2
Average pipe leaks per shift
6 hours
Time spent in crawlspaces
100%
Frequency of wet socks
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium pipe thread sealant.
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