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May 8, 2037
In 10 years, 7 monthsYour wrenches are heavy but your future is remarkably light.
Master of tight spaces and sudden pipe bursts.
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Duct-dwelling efficiency for every tight corner.
oof.youAI▸ PIPEMASTER CRAWLER-9▸ RARITY · LEGENDARY▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sniffs out gas leaks through solid brick
You unblock pipes, fix gas leaks, and crawl into tight, disgusting spaces to replace rusted fittings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a pinhole leak behind a wall by the subtle dampness of drywall.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 17
IoT monitors replace your ears for detecting drips behind walls.
Year 3.5
Smart valves kill water flow before the emergency even starts.
Year 6
Pre-fab pipe systems eliminate the need for custom hand-soldering.
Year 8
Small crawling bots map pipes to find exact clog locations.
Year 11 · D-Day
The PipeMaster-9 assumes full control of residential piping maintenance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
94 percent
Average crawl space dust density
400 seconds
Seconds spent searching for leak
Unlimited
Annual curse word budget
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium pipe sealant.
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