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October 20, 2036
In 10 yearsAI cannot yet crawl through a muddy crawlspace to find leaks.
Master of blueprints, survivor of basement floods.
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Designing your pipes without the mess.
stretchy.youAI▸ FLOWNET 9000▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 YEARSAI's Special Power
detects internal pipe corrosion before it starts
You design pipe networks for massive buildings and troubleshoot complex pressure failures in aging, hidden wall infrastructure.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the strange ability to diagnose a pipe groan simply by hearing it.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software scans your cad files to optimize pipe pathing efficiency.
Month 16
Building walls are fitted with moisture sensors that alert central computers.
Year 3.3
Factory machines cut and thread all pipes to exact digital specs.
Year 7
Small robots enter tight spaces to inspect and replace pipe joints.
Year 10 · D-Day
Human architects are no longer required for plumbing layout decisions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Average pipe joints per day
5.5
Hours spent under sinks
89%
Percentage of leaks found by intuition
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-end pipe wrenches.
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