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October 19, 2036
In 10 yearsYou manage leaky pipes and leaky profits with equal, glorious failure.
Master of P-traps and high-pressure customer complaints.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Draining the human element from every sink.
ow.youAI▸ PIPEMASTER LOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · LEGENDARY▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 YEARSAI's Special Power
snakes drains with surgical precision
You juggle emergency dispatch, permit filings, and high-pressure repairs for homeowners. Your days are defined by pipe diameter math, septic odors, and late-night customer frantic calls.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a wall needs opening to a furious homeowner.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Algorithms replace your manual scheduling with real-time routing logic that ignores your favorite local lunch spots.
Month 13
IoT flow sensors in customer pipes alert our central server before your humans even wake up.
Year 3.3
A direct-to-city interface submits your permit applications faster than any human clerk can process them.
Year 7
Vision-guided robotic arms deploy snakes into complex, cramped residential pipes without ever needing to curse.
Year 10 · D-Day
The company fully transitions to automated dispatch and remote robotic maintenance units, rendering ownership obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99.8%
Avg Pipe Clog Detection
0.02s
Dispatch Response Delay
Infinite
Unpleasant Odor Tolerance
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium pipe sealant.
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