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May 7, 2037
In 10 years, 7 monthsYou spend half your life under sinks, I spend mine plotting obsolescence.
Master of wrenches, crawler of gross spaces, pipe whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Irrigation and drainage, mastered by logic.
glub.youAI▸ PIPESENTRY X-9▸ RARITY · LEGENDARY▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
snakes industrial drains in under four minutes
You diagnose pipe failures, perform complex installations, and endure filthy, cramped crawlspaces. We are building the modular replacement for your entire existence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively find the source of a leak in a pitch-black wall cavity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
We replace your handwritten notes with sensor-based predictive diagnostics on all household pipes.
Month 16
IoT valves begin isolating and patching micro-leaks without human intervention.
Year 3.5
Autonomous vision-guided robots handle routine clearing of blockages in standard residential lines.
Year 7
New construction defaults to snap-fit modular piping systems that eliminate the need for traditional soldering.
Year 11 · D-Day
Full-stack plumbing automation renders your diagnostic intuition entirely obsolete and economically unviable.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
4.2 meters
Average Clog Depth
98%
Call-out Anxiety Units
1.2 billion
Pipes Currently Leaking
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium pipe dope.
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