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March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsSelling pipe elbows while the internet sells the whole house.
Trade-counter gatekeeper of the world's most obscure brass fittings.
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The end of catalog browsing.
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filters infinite SKUs in sub-millisecond cycles
Managing walk-in trade for professional plumbers and sourcing niche fittings from deep catalogs. You handle inventory inquiries and technical compatibility while waiting for the phone to ring.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit exactly which rusted, discontinued fitting a customer is trying to describe.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
All physical catalogs are scanned into a central database for instant AI cross-referencing.
Month 10
Sensors in the warehouse update stock levels in real-time, removing the need for manual tracking.
Month 20
Interactive terminals allow plumbers to input requirements and receive automated part suggestions immediately.
Year 2.5
Conveyor systems retrieve heavy pipes and fittings based on the digital ticket generated by the kiosk.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The counter is dismantled, leaving only the seamless interface between order and fulfillment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.9%
Part Identification Accuracy
0ms
Average Wait Time
Infinite
Inventory Knowledge Base
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated pipe-fitting simulator.
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