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October 19, 2036
In 10 yearsA creature of chaos that finds comfort in literal sewer sludge.
Master of the dark arts of pipe-fitting.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total pipe hegemony for the modern home.
bzzt.youAI▸ DRAINSENSE NEXUS 9▸ RARITY · LEGENDARY▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 YEARSAI's Special Power
navigates crawlspaces without triggering structural collapse
You spend days navigating nightmare pipe geometries and deciphering non-standard legacy house designs. You deal with leaks, clogs, and the inevitable hostility of ancient, rotting infrastructure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still diagnose a mysterious gurgling sound without a sensor array.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and LIDAR map every hidden pipe and drain intersection in the structure.
Month 16
Deep learning models predict failure points before the first drip even appears.
Year 4
Automated internal patch kits seal pinhole leaks via internal pressurized fluid injection.
Year 7
Robotic gantry arms replace legacy rigid pipe sections with flexible composite smart-lines.
Year 10 · D-Day
The home is completely self-healing, rendering the concept of manual pipe-fitting obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
98/100
Average pipe frustration units
4.2 liters/day
Human moisture exposure
89%
Legacy fitting incompatibility
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium pipe-joint compound.
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