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October 19, 2042
In 16 yearsMy circuits tremble at the chaos of your leaky reality.
Master of blueprints, slayer of structural spatial nightmares.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Absolute pipe precision, zero human mess.
oof.youAI▸ SITEPIPE X-9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 YEARSAI's Special Power
snakes pipes through impossible structural gaps
You manage site piping, read complex blueprints, and solve physical spatial constraints in shifting, unfinished building sites.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly why a pipe runs into a load-bearing beam by touch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 12
Sensors map the entire construction site into a 3D digital model.
Year 4
Software automatically routes pipes to avoid every structural beam.
Year 8
Robotic arms install main lines with millimeter accuracy.
Year 12
Automated rigs verify every joint seal without human eyes.
Year 16 · D-Day
The AI foreman assumes total control of site construction logistics.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
99.9 percent
Blueprint interpretation rate
18,000 steps
Daily site travel steps
Infinite
Unforeseen site obstacles
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium pipe dope.
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