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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsSelling pipes to people who only want the leaking to stop.
Professional pipe-pusher and inventory spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while the pipes are bursting.
split.youAI▸ PIPEQUOTE AUTOMATOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates bulk copper discounts in real-time
You pitch brass fittings and ceramic toilets to contractors who are already late for a site visit.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a contractor is lying about their budget just by their tone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated inventory APIs replace your daily calls to check stock levels.
Month 6
Contractors use an app to auto-fill orders based on site blueprints.
Month 15
AI algorithms handle price negotiations better than your best lunch-date pitch.
Year 2.2
Inventory arrives at the job site before the plumber even knows it's needed.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The sales floor is repurposed into a quiet server room.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
14 percent
Average margin loss
4 hours
Quote turnaround time
12 cups
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A box of brass gaskets and a firm handshake.
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