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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou sell copper pipes to people who hate talking to you.
Fluent in copper, PVC, and contractor-grade frustration.
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Fittings found, invoiced, and loaded in seconds.
glub.youAI▸ TRADEPOINT AUTO-COUNTER V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters pipe stock across twelve regional warehouses
You identify specific pipe fittings and boilers for contractors while managing inventory counts and processing customer orders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell if a customer is lying about the pipe diameter.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map every shelf to ensure stock data matches reality.
Month 4
An interface replaces you for processing simple contractor invoices.
Month 10
Robotic arms pick the fittings based on visual part recognition.
Month 15
Software reads crude blueprints to suggest the exact required parts.
Month 21 · D-Day
The trade counter is automated and your desk is recycled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4500 hours
Time spent finding brass reducers
100 percent
Contractors asking for discounts
12 percent
Inaccurate stock levels
Your severance
A lifetime supply of generic thread sealant.
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