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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou spend all day explaining thread counts to confused weekend warriors.
Master of PVC elbows and confusing brass adapters.
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Perfect parts selection, zero small talk.
wheee!you▸ TRADEPOINT AUTOMATON V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
retrieves custom plumbing parts in seconds
You identify obscure pipe fittings and manage inventory for plumbing contractors and homeowners in a trade counter setting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which brass elbow will stop a leak by touch alone.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your entire inventory for an automated search app.
Month 5
Touch screens handle all order lookups without your intervention.
Month 12
Robotic grippers pull all heavy pipes and fittings for pickup.
Month 16
All transactions move to secure, unstaffed pickup bays.
Year 2 · D-Day
The trade counter is removed to make space for more lockers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4 hours daily
Time spent finding washers
12 per shift
Contractor coffee breaks
14 percent
Incorrect fitting returns
Your severance
A lifetime supply of PTFE tape.
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