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October 19, 2042
In 16 yearsTeaching students to fix leaks while the pipes slowly become sentient.
Teacher of flux, fittings, and the mystery of p-traps.
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Mastery through simulated failure and haptic feedback.
glub.youAI▸ PIPEPEDAGOGY AI-9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 YEARSAI's Special Power
projects virtual water leaks into reality
You demonstrate soldering techniques, pipe fitting, and building code compliance to novices using manual hand tools and mockups.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a student is lying about why they broke the pipe.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standard plumbing diagrams move to immersive augmented reality headsets.
Month 16
Mechanical arms perform perfect soldering to guide student hands precisely.
Year 4
Vision systems flag every building code violation in student work instantly.
Year 8
Students practice on digital pipes that feel and leak like real.
Year 16 · D-Day
The plumbing school switches to fully remote, automated instruction.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
142
Leaks taught per month
89 percent
Student frustration index
4 cups
Coffee consumed before 9am
Your severance
One crate of assorted PVC couplings and pipe dope.
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