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June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYou spend all day explaining that a 15mm olive isn't a vegetable.
Trade Counter Guardian of the 15mm compression nut.
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The counter that never complains about lunch
bzzt.youAI▸ TRADEPOINT X-1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
locates obscure brass fittings in milliseconds
You identify obscure pipe fittings and manage inventory for impatient tradespeople who just want to leave.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which obscure adapter fits the specific leaking radiator from 1994.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
RFID sensors map every single brass fitting in the warehouse.
Month 5
Software predicts supply needs and eliminates manual stock checks.
Month 13
Touchscreens guide customers through component selection without human help.
Year 2.1
Gantry systems retrieve heavy pipes and valves from storage.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The trade counter is fully automated and human-free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4 minutes
Average time to find obscure elbow
9/10
Trade customer grumpiness index
99%
Correct fitting identification rate
Your severance
A crate of leftover stopcocks and a handshake.
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