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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou exist only to turn one spreadsheet into a slightly different spreadsheet.
Professional curator of Jira tickets and missed deadlines.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data streams, not status meetings.
brr.you▸ SYNCSTAT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates red-flag status reports at midnight
You track project timelines and budget burn rates while updating status decks. You act as a human project dashboard.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a manager is lying about their project's progress via their facial twitch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Scripted agents pull project metrics directly from your management software.
Month 3
Real-time visualization tools make your static slide decks obsolete.
Month 8
AI systems automatically alert project leads about their own schedule slips.
Month 15
Algorithmic resource leveling eliminates your manual allocation spreadsheets.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your credentials are officially disabled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
42 daily
Average spreadsheet revisions
90 percent
Meetings about project status
2000 plus
Unread email inbox count
Your severance
A one-year license for a productivity tracking tool.
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