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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour jokes are just data sets waiting for a faster processor.
Audience-builder, amateur football analyst, professional microphone-clutterer.
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glub.youAI▸ RIFFBOT-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates topical football hot takes instantly
You riff on football news and record daily rants for audio listeners. Your routine is just pattern-matched noise.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically feel the room turn against you when a joke fails.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI monitors sports feeds to predict the day's trending topics.
Month 4
Models generate punchy, high-engagement scripts based on historical user data.
Month 8
Synthetic audio clones replace the need for physical studio recording.
Month 12
Algorithms insert personalized ads that listeners actually want to hear.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your audience prefers the bot because it is funnier and faster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
0.002 seconds
Average punchline latency
24 hours
Daily podcast output
too high
Human emotional range
Your severance
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