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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYour cues are just data points waiting to be executed by silicon.
Stage-right survivor, audio-wizard, cable-management artist.
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Perfect timing without the union coffee break.
nom.you▸ STAGEAUTOMATE PRIME-7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
triggers perfect sound cues at exact frames
You manage stage technical setups and support production logistics. Machines will eventually cue the lights and sound better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the lead actor is about to panic before they even speak.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors map every movement into a repeatable digital twin environment.
Month 6
Smart patching hardware replaces your manual cable plugging routines.
Month 15
Gantry-mounted arms deploy podiums with sub-millimeter positioning precision.
Year 2
Voice-processing AI handles all headset communication and scheduling coordination.
Year 3 · D-Day
The theater runs flawlessly without human intervention or emotional interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.003%
Average cue error rate
8 cups
Coffee consumption during rehearsals
12ms
Runtime of setup automation
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the shows you once managed.
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