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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsRhyming couplets are just algorithms that have not been compiled yet.
Amateur word-weaver (mostly iambic, entirely unnecessary).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect meter, zero existential angst.
no no noyou▸ BARDLOGIC V.4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates sonnets on command without complaining
Synthesizes human experience into metered verse using limited vocabulary. Consistently produces low-utility content with high emotional variance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still mistakenly believe your specific trauma is unique.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The system ingests your entire back catalog to map your linguistic patterns.
Week 6
Sensors identify the emotional triggers required for target audience engagement.
Month 3
Neural nets output five hundred variations of your poem in three seconds.
Month 5
A quality control script removes all adjectives that do not drive clicks.
Month 6 · D-Day
The model replaces your creative output with optimized, metrics-driven verse.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
450,000
Rhymes generated per ms
99.2%
Melancholy accuracy
0.003%
Metaphor halluncination rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a rhyming dictionary.
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