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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou flip cardboard; we flip the entire market without the shipping.
Professional cardboard flipper and hobby-market speculator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The market never sleeps, and neither do we.
oof.you▸ CARDBOT SPECULATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
snipes all rare listings before you refresh
You track card values and haggle with kids. We use algorithms to price and automate every trade.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a card is fake just by the smell of the ink.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Software tracks every market price change in real time.
Month 3
High-res lenses detect centering and surface flaws instantly.
Month 8
Chatbots handle all trade haggling based on cold data.
Month 12
Automated kiosks handle all physical packaging and shipping labels.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your manual trading loop is fully purged from existence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
14 percent
Average margin per flip
4 hours daily
Time spent haggling
99 percent
Card condition accuracy
Your severance
One holographic Charizard, slightly creased at the corner.
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