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Will AI replace Pokemon Card Vendor jobs? · Latest report #7ak4biwa
Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour binder of shiny cardboard is just future server-cooled landfill.
Professional cardboard hoarder, expert in artificial scarcity economics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated appraisal and trading without the emotions.
oof.youAI▸ CARDSNAP V3▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
instantly evaluates condition with microscopic laser scan
You track market prices, grade cards, and haggle with kids. Your cardboard empire is effectively an amateur stock market.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still spot a counterfeit holo-foil pattern that tricks a basic optical sensor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
The bot scrapes every marketplace price to kill your pricing advantage.
Month 5
High-res lenses scan for edge nicks better than your tired eyes.
Month 11
Robotic arms pack your cards into sleeves and envelopes without fumbling.
Month 17
The AI controls the buy-sell spread for every rare card globally.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your collection is sold to the highest bidder by an algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Excessive
Cardboard obsession level
Zero
Haggling efficiency
Depreciating
Expected profit margin
Your severance
A one-year supply of high-quality protective plastic sleeves.
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