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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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August 30, 2059
In 32 years, 11 monthsYou spend your life training digital pixels that don't actually exist.
Professional imaginary creature wrangler with zero tactical utility.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect team synergies without the childhood trauma
toast.youAI▸ POKEBOT SIMULATOR X▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 32 YEARS, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises battle outcomes using perfect rng
You capture virtual creatures and force them to fight each other for sport.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational belief that your specific team composition actually matters.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify high-value virtual targets for immediate capture.
Month 16
Algorithms handle the tedious level-grinding while you sleep.
Year 5
Decision-trees replace human error in every arena encounter.
Year 14
The market for monsters becomes entirely machine-regulated.
Year 33 · D-Day
Human input is officially considered an unnecessary gameplay complication.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Infinite
Creatures captured
Too many
Hours spent leveling
Zero
Emotional satisfaction
Your severance
One free digital badge and a sense of relief.
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