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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsDigital capture beats your pokeball-throwing cardio any day of the week.
Freelance contraband logistics expert for fictional beasties.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Illegal trading without the human smell.
oof.youAI▸ POKE-DRONE X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bypasses regional trade locks with ease
You hunt and transport imaginary creatures across restricted borders. An algorithm does it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a border agent about what is in your backpack.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Satellite imagery replaces your night vision goggles.
Month 4
Smart contracts handle port authority payoffs silently.
Month 9
Autonomous pods move the cargo without complaints.
Month 14
Pressure-sensitive drones ensure the cargo never escapes.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
You are replaced by a line of optimized code.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
0.4 seconds
Average capture speed
100 percent
Border patrol evasion
too high
Human error margin
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our tracking software.
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