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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour inventory is just digital scarcity for people who refuse to grow.
Master of holographic cardboard valuation and bubble-mailer logistics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Cataloging, grading, and shipping without the sentimentality.
brr.you▸ POKE-AUTOMATOR GEN 4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autograds cards using high-speed vision
You source rare cards, manage shipping logistics, and argue with collectors over set-list pricing and shipping protection.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle off-center cut of a card that ruins its mint grade.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-res cameras map every card condition into a central database.
Month 3
Algorithms undercut your manual pricing updates in real-time.
Month 6
Robotic arms sleeve and pack cards into rigid mailers.
Month 9
An AI handles all buyer disputes and questions with cold precision.
Month 13 · D-Day
The warehouse becomes a fully autonomous logistics cell.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
4,000
Cards indexed per hour
0.1 seconds
Customer argument resolution time
14 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
One free non-foil energy card from the base set.
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