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Your job has an expiration date
May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsYour personality is just a skin for a faster algorithm.
Professional loud-noises maker and thumbnail-click-bait enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Authentic engagement without the pesky human ego.
ow.youAI▸ CONTENTGEN ALPHA 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates fake excitement in 8k resolution
Records gameplay footage and scripted reactions for content uploads. Maintains social media presence and monitors trending search topics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still express genuine despair when your favorite starter gets knocked out.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart software identifies your best bits to automate clip creation.
Week 6
AI-driven design tools produce more clickable imagery than your face.
Month 3
Your voice is cloned to record scripts without your input.
Month 5
Models predict exactly what topics will trend to maximize revenue.
Month 7 · D-Day
Your channel is archived as a human-era relic by our servers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.1%
4.2 units
Average cringe per cut
0.8 seconds
Seconds until skip
Negative 12%
Authenticity score
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital ad revenue credits.
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