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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou shuffle decks while the house waits to take the house.
Professional card slinger and silence filler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dealing fairness without the human bias.
oof.youAI▸ SHUFFLEMASTER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mucks losing hands with surgical speed
Managing chips and cards at a table for patrons who barely tip.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a bluff in a player's eyes that code still ignores.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 6
Every chip and card now reports location to the house server.
Month 3
Robotic arms handle the payout math while you just watch.
Month 8
Internal table mechanisms replace your manual deck shuffling routine.
Month 17
Vision models detect cheating faster than your tired eyes can.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The table operates perfectly without a human presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
400
Cards dealt per hour
High
Average tip frustration
3 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A deck of cards and a bus pass.
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