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October 25, 2026
In 3 daysFeeding machines coins is not a career, it is a deficit.
Professional button-masher and local floor-carpet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Takes your money faster than you can.
no no noyou▸ LOSSAUTOMATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
deletes your bank balance at light speed
You press a button repeatedly in hopes of winning money. You lose money at a consistent rate.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only entity truly capable of losing your own savings this quickly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
The casino app replaces your physical presence with a bot.
Day 2
Our software bets for you to ensure maximum efficiency.
Day 2
Your account is closed and your wallet is now empty.
Day 2
The system finishes taking every last cent you had.
Day 3 · D-Day
We reset the house edge to be completely total.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
45 USD
Average Hourly Loss
120/min
Button Press Speed
-100 percent
Net Profit
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-gambling city.
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