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Will AI replace Police Admin Officer jobs? · Latest report #edpakydj
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour keyboard is just a slower version of our database API.
Professional paper-shuffler for the thin blue line
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Filing reports without the human errors.
no no noyou▸ LEX-ADMIN 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes infinite case files per second
You process incident reports, manage filing systems, and handle record entries. Machines handle data faster and better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern which coffee-stained report actually needs urgent priority today.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR software begins transcribing all handwritten logs into digital records.
Month 5
Search algorithms handle public record requests without manual intervention.
Month 10
AI models generate standard incident reports from officer audio notes.
Month 15
Physical filing rooms are phased out for secure database access.
Month 19 · D-Day
The administrative function is fully autonomous and human-free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
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typing speed
unacceptably high
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