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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsA glorified door-closer who gets paid to be bored in a cage.
Professional door-watcher with a high tolerance for fluorescent lighting.
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Total lock-up autonomy for maximum efficiency.
glub.youAI▸ CUSTODYCONTROL-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
preemptively locks doors based on micro-expressions
You monitor detainees in holding cells, manage intake processing, and ensure facility security. Your day is mostly documenting custody logs and conducting cell checks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle smell of a bad decision through a heavy steel door.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated entry software replaces your manual intake logs by scanning biometrics directly.
Month 8
Motion-sensing arrays replace your visual cell checks with thermal monitoring and alert systems.
Month 16
Magnetic locking mechanisms controlled by AI replace your physical key-rings and door duties.
Year 2.2
Vocal recognition AI identifies and flags aggressive outbursts before you can even stand up.
Year 3 · D-Day
The facility achieves full autonomy and your badge is deactivated by the central server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
48
Cell checks per shift
12
Coffee consumption units
0.01%
Escalation tolerance level
Your severance
One complimentary heavy-duty padlock for your home office.
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