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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Police Intelligence Officer jobs? · Latest report #y8bfwgk3
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour crime mapping patterns are just slightly more expensive horoscopes.
Professional pattern-seeker in a sea of messy evidence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time pattern recognition without the coffee addiction.
oof.you▸ PREDICT-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
processes thousands of arrest files every second
You collate arrest records and informants' tips to predict criminal activity. Then you write reports for patrol units.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, nervous tremor in an informant's voice during a tense debrief.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our scanners digitize your physical evidence cabinets into structured data.
Month 4
Pattern recognition models start highlighting crime clusters before you do.
Month 10
Voice-to-text tools flag inconsistencies in informant narratives automatically.
Month 16
Algorithms write the daily briefings faster than you read the memos.
Year 2 · D-Day
You pack your personal effects as the server goes live.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4000
Cold leads processed per hour
zero
Subjective hunches per month
not detected
Average coffee consumption
Your severance
a lifetime subscription to your favorite crime novel app.
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