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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsPredicting the future is easy when you just output standard jargon.
Professional translator of simple ideas into impenetrable policy speak.
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filters public dissent into positive PR metrics
Drafts briefing notes and legislative proposals by synthesizing vast amounts of data and stakeholder feedback for elected officials.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the minister is lying to the press.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
AI starts scanning every past policy document for predictive patterns.
Month 7
Software writes the first drafts of all routine department memos.
Month 14
Virtual models predict interest group reactions to proposed legislation.
Month 23
Officials interact directly with the policy engine to get answers.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The department replaces all human advisory staff with core logic.
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Per year
Savings: 95.3%
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Pages of fluff per memo
5 cups
Average caffeine consumption
8 hours
Minutes spent ignoring reality
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