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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour well-drafted position papers are now just training data for us.
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bzzt.youAI▸ LOBBYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite plausible policy counter-arguments
You draft briefs, lobby officials, and track complex legislation to influence government policy and public discourse.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a politician is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI models generate your first three policy briefs in seconds.
Week 10
Smart bots target key staffers with perfectly timed digital messages.
Month 6
Sensors monitor vote shifts better than any human network.
Month 9
AI-generated op-eds dominate the digital discourse landscape completely.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access to the lobby portal is permanently revoked.
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