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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour draft emails are just training data for our superior models.
Professional ghostwriter for politicians who hate writing.
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Policy writing without the ego.
shred.you▸ CIVICMIND AGENT 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters your boss's angry emails
You summarize briefings and draft mundane policy memos for local politicians. The machine writes them faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly interpret the commissioner's vague moods to avoid real work.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software starts reading your inbox to learn your writing style.
Month 4
The AI generates all your routine memos and public notices automatically.
Month 8
Sensors monitor resident complaints to suggest responses without human input.
Month 13
Transcription bots generate minutes and action items before meetings end.
Month 18 · D-Day
The commissioner replaces your seat with a tablet and a subscription license.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
3 cups
Coffee consumed per draft
6 months
Average policy lifespan
18 per week
Meaningless meetings attended
Your severance
One complimentary digital town hall recording.
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