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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour ability to network in rooms is the only thing delaying us.
Expert in navigating halls of power and political theater.
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Legislating logic without the lunch meetings.
split.youAI▸ POLICYPILOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal donor influence paths instantly
You draft legislation, manage stakeholder coalitions, and lobby government officials to influence policy outcomes at various jurisdictional levels.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room’s subtle hesitation before a vote that data misses.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software scrapes all legislative transcripts and voting history for patterns.
Month 4
Language models generate perfectly aligned policy briefs and proposed amendments.
Month 10
Personalized, hyper-targeted digital outreach replaces bulk cold emails to staffers.
Month 15
Neural networks predict coalition shifts better than your rolodex ever could.
Month 21 · D-Day
Legislators prefer the bot's instant, bias-free data over your coffee chats.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 per week
Average lunch meetings cancelled
1000x human
Legislation reading speed
5000 per hour
Lobbying emails generated
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a discontinued briefing newsletter.
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