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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsTurning complex parliamentary rhetoric into predictable, emotionless policy white papers.
Expert in turning vague political whims into footnotes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Drafting legislation before the lobbyist finishes talking.
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filters your MP's emails by donor value
You draft briefings and answer constituent mail. Your existence relies on your MP's ability to read your notes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense which tone of voice will stop an irate constituent from calling again.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI filters all incoming mail by keywords and sentiment scores.
Month 4
Language models generate the first drafts of all routine briefings.
Month 8
Autonomous agents scan parliamentary records to provide instant talking points.
Month 12
Algorithms handle the MP's diary to block out non-essential appointments.
Month 13 · D-Day
The MP decides they prefer the AI's lack of moral hesitation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per draft
82 percent
Constituent emails ignored
15 daily
Drafts rejected by MP
Your severance
A one-way train ticket to an unpaid internship.
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