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Will AI replace Policy Consultant jobs? · Latest report #34q5qvm4
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou craft the policy that ensures someone else does the actual work.
Expert in turning blank pages into vague actionable insights.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated consensus generation for the modern bureaucrat.
splat.you▸ POLICYPILOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates infinite policy jargon in milliseconds
You produce dense policy briefs and manage endless meetings. Your value is purely the text on the page.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which stakeholders are about to derail a meeting with petty grievances.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Large language models will write your first draft policy briefs.
Month 6
Real-time analysis tools will replace your stakeholder engagement intuition.
Month 11
AI agents will auto-fill grant templates by scanning your history.
Month 17
AI avatars will attend your meetings to pretend to listen.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire output with one cohesive file.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
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A LinkedIn recommendation and one PDF of your career.
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