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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour policy proposals are just autocomplete waiting for a better model.
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Legislating without the inconvenient lunch meetings.
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pre-fills committee testimony with aggressive logic
You draft legislation and testify before committees. You also spend your days repeating talking points to political stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a legislator is about to flip their vote.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI models ingest all existing state code for faster drafting.
Month 4
Algorithms transcribe and summarize caucus meetings for instant review.
Month 9
AI gatekeepers decide which advocacy concerns actually reach the desk.
Month 12
Robotic speech synthesis provides evidence-based responses in committee hearings.
Month 18 · D-Day
The entire legislative workflow now runs on a single server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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