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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your vague committee feedback into a permanent bureaucratic nightmare.
Drafting consensus from chaos and caffeine.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Policy writing at the speed of light.
help!youAI▸ LEGALLOGIC V9.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates compliance loopholes instantly
You write endless regulatory documents that nobody reads, then argue about them in soul-crushing meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment a stakeholder stops listening in a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR software begins mapping your entire history of terrible drafts.
Month 4
AI summarises stakeholder comments before you even finish your coffee.
Month 8
Smart templates replace the need for your creative writing skills.
Month 12
Algorithmic decision trees resolve conflicts without any human bickering.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system pushes the final PDF and signs your name automatically.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4,200
Pages ignored annually
1,100
Hours spent in meetings
Too many
Average word count
Your severance
One digital copy of your own policy manual.
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