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December 6, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthTrading expensive lunches for efficient, bribe-free data processing.
Professional whisperer of health policy and expensive steak enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Legislating logic without the lunch bills.
squeeze.youAI▸ POLICYSTREAMER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
automates targeted lobbying campaigns in seconds
You track legislative shifts and influence health policy through relationships and briefings. We automate the persuasion.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a Senator is actually lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
The bot maps every legislative record and donor connection.
Month 8
AI writes policy briefings faster than any human assistant.
Month 18
Machine learning identifies which politicians are ready to pivot.
Year 2.1
Targeted messaging replaces your face-to-face dinner meetings.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The algorithm handles all government relations with perfect indifference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
4.2
Average Martini Lunches per week
12,000
Policy documents read yearly
High
Cost per legislative win
Your severance
One final, un-expensable steak dinner.
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