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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour draft policy is currently being rewritten by a faster algorithm.
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toast.youAI▸ LEGISLATORBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters legislative noise into actionable data streams
You research legislative impacts and draft lengthy briefing papers that nobody reads anyway.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which committee member is going to lose their temper today.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Large language models start generating your first drafts instantly.
Month 5
Real-time data replaces your slow stakeholder consultation process.
Month 9
Software automatically updates all databases when laws shift.
Month 14
AI bots simulate all feedback loops without human input.
Month 18 · D-Day
The department finally realizes you were just a word processor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4,200 annually
Briefings ghostwritten
12 hours/week
Stakeholder coffee hours
60 percent
Hours spent ignoring emails
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