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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning centuries of legislative debate into a single efficiency-driven algorithm.
Master of the red-lined document and the vague memo.
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Legislating without the lunch breaks.
bzzt.youAI▸ POLICYPILOT 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters bad legislation through pure logic
You draft legislative briefings, attend inter-departmental meetings, and consult with stakeholders to shape government policy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment a politician is lying to their own party.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models generate initial policy drafts using historical legislative data.
Month 4
Sentiment analysis engines replace the need for physical consultation sessions.
Month 8
Virtual agents simulate committee outcomes to bypass redundant human consensus meetings.
Month 13
Real-time scanners align new drafts with existing regulatory frameworks.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full legislative authorship with zero human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4000% higher
Meeting efficiency
Instantaneous
Drafting speed
Zero
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a think-tank retirement.
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