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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsTurning your tenure track into a dead end track, one lecture at a time.
Professional reader of papers nobody else wants to finish.
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delivers lecture series with zero filler
You draft syllabi and debate administrative policy. Your obsolescence is merely a matter of indexing your archives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student stops pretending to understand the reading.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your decades of lecture notes and policy papers are ingested into a proprietary LLM.
Month 5
Vision models and sentiment analysis replace your tedious paper-grading duties with instant, standardized rubrics.
Month 13
AI-moderated policy debates replace committee meetings where nothing usually gets decided anyway.
Year 2.2
The system automatically updates course materials based on real-time global policy shifts.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
You receive a polite automated email thanking you for your service as your desk chair is repossessed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
98 percent
Average lecture fatigue
4,200 annually
Unread student papers
Excessive
Coffee intake
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our legacy lecture archive.
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